OUCH *sigh*



A guy asked his girl, "What will you feel if I die?" The girl naughtily smile and said "I'll be very happy," The guy went home. The next day, the girl received a call from the guy's mom, telling her that the guy shot himself and was found dead in his room. The girl cried so much. After a few minutes, somebody knocked at the door, she open it. No one was there except for a short note on the floor. She picked it up and read it "I'll do everything just to make you happy."



A girl and her friend in IM...

Girl: I really love him...so much...
Friend: really? why?
Girl: Are u blind? haven't u seen him smile?!
Friend: u should tell him... u know? he loves u too...
Girl: What?! How do u know?
HIM: coz I know ur friend's password...




a couple had an argument... gf confessed to her 2nd bf dat he is no.2, gf said, she couldn't leave no.1 bcoz 1st bf is dying bcoz of a hole in d heart, and asked to spend his remaining lyf w/ her... 2nd bf let gf choose between 1st bf and him, d gf had no choice but to choose 1st bf... 10 days later, 1st bf told gf d good news dat he had a heart transplant, den they read d note of d donor it said "my heart is only for u, so i give my heart to d one u chose, hope u'll love me too..."-2nd bf...



a ded guy askd god for 1 last day on earth 2 c his girl...
god granted hs wish but 2 bad god also granted hs grl's wsh:
2 die 4 a day jaz 2 c hm 1 last tym



two friends made a pact that if they reach 29 and not married they'll marry one another.. after some years they met.. the girl was happily married and asked why the man was still alone.. and the man said..
"i was waiting until 29"



ders a girl hu rili luvs her guy bestfrend more dan her bf.. 1 mornin, she woke up.. she saw her bestfriend lying bsyd her,, full of blood and saw her bf holding a knife.. she houted and called a police.. her bf had been busted and was sentenced to death,, after the death of her bf,, her other friend confessed the truth and said.. "ur bestfriend was attempting to rape and kill you.. but ur lucky because ur bf is there to save you.."

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aq ai nagkalagnat! hahaha.. akalain mo nagkasakit aq. tamang tama sa oras. akala ko magbabagong taon aqng nakahiga sa kama.

28--nagcng aq. akala ko lumilindol, nahihilo lang pla aq. akala ko mawawala.. di pla. kya tuloy naligo aq. nasa cr na q, di q alam ggwin q, ang lamig pla ng tubig!.. walanjo! maghapon aqng nakahiga. maghapon aqng tulog. maghapon na tahimik. bagay sakin ung kantang time after time *Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and i think of you tanging ang pag ticktock lang ng orasan ang naririnig ko.. wla aqng ibang maramdaman kundi malamig.. *Nanay, nasa heaven na ba ako?

29--nilalagnat aq ng madaling araw. ginicng aq ng nanay ko ng 12 pra uminom ng gamot kong iniinom bawat 4 na oras. ginicng din aq ng 5 ng umaga pra uminom ulit ng gamot. kumain aq tapos natulog na nmn aq? *Anu bang meron pag may sakit ka at lagi kang nakakatulog? Parang sleeping pills ung iniinom kong gamot nagcng aq ng 12 ng hapon. waw!.. wla na aqng lagnat!.. sipon at ubo nga lang!.. pro okei na un kesa lagnat!..

wahaha,, buo ko na ung 'Kung Wala Ka' ^_^.. happy aq.. haha.. ang sarap pla maging happy. wehh.. haha.. kanina ko lang nabuo bago aq matulog. tapos ngayon gising na q.. haaai.. wla pa din ung pina-resize ko na pic sa TEENTALK

hihintayin ko pa den. xempre.. haha.. nagpunta kme sa sm north kahapon, gud thing mejo magaling na c mama..:) and guess wat?!.. i saw my classmate, i think wen i was back in grade 3 or 2!.. o gawd. ganun prin naman mukha nia, aun nga lang.. iba na pumorma. haha.. parang habulin ng chicks.:)

pero bakit parang umiiwas xa saken?!.. haha.. kc i saw him sa genevieve gozum, i think wit her sister.. and then nandun na kme papunta sa carpark, nakatayo xa sa my balcony, and then when he saw me.. nagkatitigan pa nga kme.. umalis xa bigla.. bat ganun?!.. haha.. nakakatakot ba ko?!.. hahaha.. :)

tapos na pasko! at eto ang aking piktura!--> <--yack! hindi naman sa nagpapaka-arte aq, naghahallucinate lang talaga q dahil sa mga pagkain na kinain ko..

dec 24--dumating na ang aming dearest bisitas. wla lang,, may sakit c mama, pro nasa kusina parin xa. :( nag-simbang gabi rin kme.. 3 gabi aq umattend ng simbang-gabi. nakakainis, isang oras kaming maaga pero ano?!.. nakatayo parin kme.. oh ha?!.. san kpa?!.. may mga magbabarkada na akala mo eh magpupunta sa party. eh mga naka-cup na patagilid.. alm nio un?!.. ung parang 'hiphop'. aba!.. dakdakan to da max ang mga kabataan!

25-- mga 10 umalis na ang aming dearest bisitas. aq, eh xmpre computer na.. tapos c mama, natulog. bumagsak ang katawan. nilalagnat paren:(. 1 nagbukas na kme ng mga gifts. hinintay pa kc namen c papa. :) tapos kumain na kme. pagkatapos naghugas na ko ng plato. day-off kc katulong namen. okei lang nmn saken. kc sanay na ko. 3:oo naligo na q. nahihimasmasan na pakiramdam ko. ang init eh! 5 umalis na kme. nagpunta kme sa batasan hills. nandun kc ung lola ko(mader side) aun. wla lng.. nandun rin ang aking dalawang pinsan. pagkatapos ngpunta na kme sa caloocan. o grabe to. di pa new yir ang dme na nagpapaputok. oh ha?! bad3p ung amoy. para bang kahit na anong oras eh pwde kang asthma. buti na lang di aq biniyayaan ni Lord ng gnung sakit. at para bang kahit na anong oras eh pwde ka na ring kunin ni Lord dahil parang masasabugan ka ng mga paputok. binigyan din pla kmi ng regalo ng aking tita at tito. isang pang-prep na handbag ang natanggap ko. hindi nmn sa inaalipusta ko ung regalo nila. sinasabi ko lang nmn ung saloobin ko. pro salamat sa regalo!

Why Leaf left the Tree?


TREE

The reason I'm called Tree is because I'm good at painting trees. Over time I started to paint a tree in the right hand corner as a trademark for all my watercolor paintings. I had dated 5 girls when I was in Pre-U. There's one girl whom I loved a lot but never dared go after. She didn't have a pretty face, nor a good figure, or outstanding charm. She was just a very ordinary girl.

I like her. I really like her. Like her innocence, her frankness. Like her cuteness, her intelligence and her fragility. My reason for not going after her was that I felt somebody so ordinary was not good enough for me. I was also afraid that if we got together all the special feelings I had would vanish. I feared that other people's gossiping would hurt her. I also felt that if she was meant to be my girl, she would be mine ultimately and I didn't have to give everything up just for her. The last reason made her stay with me for 3 years. She watched me chase after other girls for 3 years, and I made her heart cry for 3 years.

She wanted to be a good actress and I was a very demanding director. When I kissed my second girlfriend, she bumped into us. She was embarrassed but smiled and said "Go on!" before running off. The next day, her eyes were swollen like walnuts. I purposely ignored what had caused her to cry and instead, laughed at her the whole day. When everyone else went back home, she sat alone crying in the classroom. She didn't know that I had returned from soccer training to get something. I watched her cry for an hour or so.

My fourth girlfriend didn't like her. There was once when both of them quarrelled. I know that based on her character she was not the one who had started off the quarrel. But I still sided with my girlfriend. I shouted at her and her eyes were filled with shock. I didn't care about her feelings and walked off with my girlfriend. The next day, she still laughed and joked with me as though nothing had happened. I know that she was very hurt but she didn't know that my heart ached as badly as hers. When I broke up with my fifth girlfriend, I asked her out. After going out for a day, I told her that I had something to tell her. She told me that coincidentally, she had something to tell me too. I told her about my break-up and she told me about her getting together with someone else. I know who the guy was. He had been going after her for quite a while. He was a very cute guy who was full of energy, lively and interesting. His pursuit for her had been the talk of the school.

I couldn't let her know how my heart ached but could only smile and congratulate her. When I reached home, my heart ached so bad that I can't stand it. There was like a heavy weight upon my chest. I couldn't breathe. I wanted to shout but couldn't. Tears rolled down and I broke down and cried. How many times have I seen her cry for the man that didn't even acknowledge her presence?

During graduation, I read an SMS in my handphone. It was sent 10 days ago when I broke down and cried, but I hadn't read it since then. It said, "Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit. Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay."

LEAF

During Pre-U days, I liked to collect leaves. Why? Because I felt that for a leaf to leave the tree she has relied on for so long it takes a lot of courage. During the 3 years of Pre-U I was on very close terms with a guy. Not the BGR kind but the buddy kind. But when he had his first girlfriend, I learned a feeling I never should have learnt - jealousy. The sourness in the heart couldn't be described using a lemon. It's Sourness to the extreme limit. They were only together for 2 months. When they broke up, I hid my strong sense of happiness. But after a month, he got together with another girl.

I like him and I know he likes me. But why wouldn't he pursue me? Since he loved me why didn't he make the first move? Whenever he had a new girlfriend, my heart would ache. T ime after time, my heart was hurt again and again. I began to suspect this was a one sided love. But if he didn't like me, why did he treat me so well? It's beyond what you would do for a normal friend. Liking a person is very heart wrenching. I may know his likes, his dislikes, his habits, etc. But his feelings towards me I can never figure out. You can't expect me, a girl, to ask him right?

Despite all this, I still wanted to be by his side. Care for him, accompany him, love him, hoping that one day, he will love me too. I waited for his phone call every night, wanting him to send me SMS. I know that no matter how busy he was, he would make time for me. Because of this, I waited for him. The 3 years were the hardest to go through and I really wanted to give up. At times, I wondered whether I should continue waiting. The pain, the hurt, and the dilemma accompanied me for 3 long years.

Towards the end of my 3rd year, a 2nd year junior began to go after me. Everyday he pursued me relentlessly. From outright rejection to a point in time when I felt that I was willing to let him have a small footing in my heart. He's like a warm and gentle wind, trying to blow a leaf away from the tree. In the end, I realized that I didn't want to give this wind just a small footing in my heart. I know this wind will bring this badly battered leaf far away to a better land. Finally I left Tree. But Tree only smiled and didn't ask me to stay. Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit. Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay.

WIND

I like a girl called Leaf. Because she's so dependent on Tree, I have to be a gust of Wind, a wind that will blow her away. When I first met her, it was one month after I transferred to the new school. I saw a petite girl looking at my seniors and I playing soccer. During CCA time, she would always be sitting there looking at him, be it alone or with her friends. When he talked with other girls, there's jealousy in her eyes. When he looked at her, there's happiness in her eyes. Looking at her became my habit, the way she liked to look at him.

One day, she wasn't there. I felt something was amiss. I can't explain the feeling except that it's a sense of uneasiness. The senior was also not there. I went to their classroom, hid outside and saw my senior scold her. Tears were in her eyes when he left. T he next day, I saw her at her usual place looking at him. I walked over and smiled at her, took out a note and gave it to her. She was surprised. She looked at me, smiled and accepted the note. The next day, she passed me a note and left.

Leaf's heart is too heavy and Wind couldn't blow her away.

It's not that Leaf's heart is too heavy. It is because Leaf never wanted to leave Tree. I replied her note with this statement and slowly she started to talk to me and accepted my presents and phone calls. I know that the person she loved wasn't me. But I had the perseverance that one day, I could make her like me. Within 4 months, I had declared my love for her no less than 20 times. Every time, she would divert away from the topic. But I never gave up. If I decided I wanted her to be mine, I would definitely use all means to win her over. I can't remember how many times I had declared my love for her. Although I knew she would try to divert, I still had a small glimmer of hope, hoping that she would agree to be my girlfriend. I didn't hear any reply from her over the phone, so I asked "What are you doing? Why didn't you reply?" She said, "I'm nodding my head." "Ah?" I couldn't believe my ears. "I'm nodding my head," she replied loudly. I hung up the phone, changed quickly, took a taxi, rushed to her place and pressed her door bell. When she opened the door. I hugged her tightly. Leaf's departure is because of Wind's pursuit. Or because Tree didn't ask her to stay.


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mejo mdame aq ka-chat ngayon.. haha.. nabuhay cla!.. wuhu..
c maeka, germaine(pro nagbbye na,, haha! di mxadong mabilis:), marge, at metch.. haha.. waaaa.. ang dme kong joke!.. haha.. wak na.. wak ko na lagay dito.. maxadong private.. haha..

masarap kumain pag pasko!.. naka..5 cups aq ng rice kgbe.. haha.. sinama aq ng aking inay sa kanilang branch party.. nakakatakam naman talaga eh.. meron aqng nahagilap na 80 pesos kgbe ren.. at 20$ wuhu.. eh nanay ko ba nmn ung head sa games eh.. haha.. aq nanalo sa bring me.. haha.. magtanong ba nmn saken kung anu pa pwde ipa-bring.. haha.. battery ng celpone!.. earing na white gold.. haha..

oh well.. nandito na nmn aq sa bahay.. last na ol ko na toh,, di na ko mkkpag-ol bukas.. :(.. sana nmn sumaya christmas eve ko!..:(

wla aqng magawa.. c bernie lang ka-chat q.. :(.. nakakainis.. ka-walang gana.. bkt ang konti ng ol?!.. db pag gabi?!.. ewaan.. O_O.. bat ganito.. epal.. :( aalis pa c ate bukas.. :(.. mag-isa lang q.. tapos katulong lang namen ksama ko.. ayookooooo.. kung sana.. sana lang.. :(

epal yang exorcism na yan.. muntik na qng di makaligo. oh well.. malapit na mag-christmas eve.. pro wla pa rin aqng gana mag-unlim.. :(.. ayoko. wala talaga kong gana. bkt kya ang lungkot?!.. epal tlga..

niwei, trip ko lang mag-type.. ganun ba tlga ko ka-sensitive?!.. haha.. at ms sensitivity ang tawag saken nila gaan at nina.. haha.. oh well,,

liberated patrick.. wuhu.. c patrick my pic.. pro nahihiya aq.. pinalitan pa nia ung pic pra saken..:(.. weh pa-imporatante.. di nmn importante..

ayoko bukas,, ayoko mag-isa.. waa.. ayoko tlga.:( sna di na lang ko magcng bukas.. pwde bang the next day na ko magcng?!.. :(

im wearing retainers. eyeglasses+retainer=geek.. taas lang nmn.. haha.. oh well.. so aun.. O_O.. yuckie xa.:|

ang boring ng buhay, wlang magawa.. pro ayoko ng maraming ginagawa.. gusto ko lang my konting gngwa.. ayoko ung napepressure, ayoko pang mamatay.. gusto kong pumasok pro gusto ko pag pumasok aq sa scul pagdating dito sa bahay wlang gagawin.. katulad nung sabi ni khristine.. pero kaylan naman kaya mangyayari un? di na cguro..

bakit puro gimik na lang ung nasa utak ng iba? di ko alm kung bakit sa hirap ng panahon ngayon eh nakukuha pa nilang gumimik, madami na ngang di nakakakain ng 3 beses sa isang araw..

marami na namang naka-unlim, pro wla aqng gana. nakakasawa na. pero, ewan ko.. ganito ko.. hanggang magpasukan na ulit.. kylan kya sasaya ung christmas eve ko?.. never pa ata nangyari un.. kylan kya sasaya?.. tanung ko lang. wla namang masama. pro iisa lang naman ang makakasagot nun. isa lang..

bkt kya naimbento mga libro?.. kundi rin naman natin makikita lahat ng sagot sa mga tanung naten?.. kgaya ngayon.. pro, ewan ko..

last day na naman. 2wiks magpapahinga. pagkatapos ng imbiyernang buhay sa periodical exams ngayong wik. natapos na ang lahat.. heto parin aq!. eeek. maraming salamat sa lahat. kay mrs dela cruz sa pagyaya sa amin kumain at hindi nag-inspect ng gamit kanina, kay ayana testa sa iyng regalong c kingkang. kay michelle garcia sa iyong blue magic na mini stuff toy. kay maeka manlapaz at anhne solomon sa clip na inyong regalo. kay khristine del rosario sa iyong necklace na napacute(pink xa infeyrnezz!), kay elena doquenia sa iyong cd with i think 32 songs. kay francesca espiritu at kristine calantuan sa iyong candle crystal, kay ish margate sa nabunot kong exchange gift na pencil rack(cute xa infeyrnez my salamin pa! oh ha?! 2in1! san ka pa?), kay jo at botchie sa chocolates, kay pink caparas sa iyong lipgloss at clip din sa hair, kay anchelle sa green na necklace, kay mitzie madrid at trixie hermogenes sa inyong bracelets(dagdag sa koleksyon!), AT SA LAHAT2 NG TAO SA MUNDO! MARAMING SALAMAT!..sori sa mga hindi ko nabanggit.. hehehe di bale my gift naman din aq sa inio eh!..:)

hapi bday KIM portin kna!.. wahaha.. ate!.. nyahaha.. wla lang 3p ko lang mag-update.. wahaha..

ngayon.. kahapon pla---> dec. 7-- nagperiodical kme sa TLE.. nagluto kme.. ang sarap!.. pero epal. bad trip!.. migraine attack.O_O

ngayon na-->wla kme pasok!.. woohoo.. kakagawa ko lang ng assignment sa math.. pro my isa pa.. soc sci pa.. epal.. mmya na un.. mmyang gabi na!.. wahaha..:)